Announcement: I've Been Named Editor-In-Chief of "Cat Quarterly: A Quarterly Magazine About Cats"
And I'm honored!
If you know me, you know I love cats. Therefore, I’m thrilled about this new opportunity. I’m now the Editor-in-chief of Cat Quarterly!
What is Cat Quarterly, you ask? Shame on you. You should know (unless you’re allergic). It’s the premiere feline publication in the world, publishing for the first time such miraculous works as “A Day to Meow” and “On Keeping the Litter in the Box.”
Cat Quarterly was founded in 1955 by…someone. I’m not sure who. The website just says “Don’t ask,” so I won’t. I suspect it was a cat, because that’s a pretty sassy answer. The real question is, how did that founding cat write without fingers? They must’ve commanded a human to do it, which is where I come in.
As Editor-in-chief, I’ll be curating this wonderful publication and ensuring its everlasting quality. I’ll have the final say on what gets in, what stays out, and what gets edited so heavily that it’s barely recognizable. If you’d like to submit to the magazine, please do.
P.S. Happy April Fools’ Day.
Kyle A. Massa is a human living in a house of two cats. There’s also a dog in the house, along with two other humans, one of them a child. Doesn’t matter. The cats own the house and everything in it, including Kyle himself. Outside of writing, he enjoys changing their litter, feeding them twice a day, and providing milk whenever they command.
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